Dearest people of the universe. First of all, I’d like to apologize for my appearance on Conan’s show. It was embarrassing, humiliating, and even a tad embarrassing. #Integrity. However, I’ve always believed in righting wrongs. Lord (Jesus) knows I’ve been “writing” wrongs my entire life. Coincidently, Righting Wrongs is also the title of a 1986 Hong Kong action movie. Much like the plot of the film, I too will be taking the law into my own hands in the name of redemption. Starting with performances in Edmonton Nov. 10-12 Winnipeg Nov. 16-18 The London Music Hall Nov. 22 and Virginia Arlington Drafthouse Nov. 24 and 25

Hope to see you out.